Q: Why doesn’t a sex joke gifts wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night long.
Q: Why doesn’t Tom Cruise eat bananas? A: He can’t find the zipper! Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus! Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose.
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos? Q: How many knees do men really have? Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don’t make me cum in there.