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I’ve got the STD, all I need is U. I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy. Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
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I’d marry your cat just to get in the family. I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? 5 inches and it ain’t floppy. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? You make my software turn to hardware! My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Did your father have sex with a carrot? My love for you is like diarrhea. I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?