Rick Green, republican congressional candidate for the shocker sex move district, on Herald radio Tuesday, October 3, 2017. FILE – This pair of file photos shows U. In primary stunner, Pressley unseats incumbent Rep. Everyone could use a smile these days.
Two guys meet up in a bar. Woah, what the hell happened to him? Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window. What a horrible way to die!
No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.
What a way to go, that’s terrible! No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.
Now that is the most unfortunate way to go! No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him. Man, what a way to go!
No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him. Now that is one awful way to go! Hold on now, just how the hell did he die? What the hell did you shoot him for? How did you like this joke? Feel free to let us know in the Facebook comments, and remember to like and share.
We hope you have a Nicer Day! This was Antonioni’s first film in English, and it quickly became one of the most important films of its decade, and it was his first international box-office success. Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival in 1967. Whether it was just pretentious film-making or serious cinematic art was left up to the audience. The film opens in the era of Swinging London, following a group of happy street mime revelers in any open Jeep careening through the streets. During the erotic, frenzied picture-taking performance, he energetically snaps fashion photos over her skinny, writhing, supine body while pointing his phallic camera at her.
Thomas is totally in command of the situation with his camera in action. No, no, head up, head up. However, it’s only a mundane and typical shoot for him. He also photographs a vapid flock of other unsmiling, stationary “birds” in stylized poses before rectangular backdrop screens. Seeming bored and slightly contemptuous, he cuts short the photo-shoot, instructing the vacant-looking girls to “close your eyes. You can’t photograph people like that.
Some people are bullfighters, some people are politicians. Woman: This is a public place. Everyone has the right to be left in peace. Thomas: It’s not my fault if there is no peace. You know, most girls would pay me to photograph them. There are other things I want on the reel. Woman: What do we do then?